Evil wish game

First topic message reminder :

Well I found this forum game on another forum site but it's real fun.

The evil wish game.
Rules:

1. Read the wish above your post.
2. Tell that person in another post that you granted his wish.
3. Think of some bad side effect the wish will have.
4. Make a wish :lol:

Example:
post1: I wish for a tank
Post2: Wish granted but the tank lands on you
I wish for...

And so it continues.

I'll start it off:
I wish I had a decent computer.


Enjoy =D

i wish for a dot

wish granted but the sun gose super nova and kills every1 but you!

I wish I was 40 ft tall

Wish granted,but you were so tall you got burnt by the sun

^ no wish? ;w;

i wish for a new camera :3

wish granted but its from 1950 and breaks.

I WISH FOR SUM CANDIES!

wish granted but you were alergic to them and died!

I wish for a can of sprite!

wish granted but someone shook it up and when you opened it,
...it exploded in your face. negbl m8

I WISH FOR A CAKE!!

wish granted but the cake makes you throw up.

i wish I was a cyclops

i wish for anti evil pill

wish granted but while it makes everything else not evil, it makes you evil :3

i wish for a new phone o_O

wish granted you get a new phone but it dosnt get a signal...Anywhere!

I wish for clown rideing a unicycle while juggling chainsaw weilding squirls!

wish granted
but the clown ends up dropping the squirls cuz he cant juggle
and the squirells ends up dropping the chain saw
which cuts off your arms. *yes both of them*

i wish that my shoulder would stop hurting.

wish granted but everything else is in serious pain.

i wish for icecreammm :D

wish granted but its the worst flavor ever an you puke!

I wish for something bad to happen to me that cant affect anything else inside or outside the univers only me and the wish granted on me cant make me affect anything else inside or outside the univers! MUHAHAHAHA

wish granted but you died before you got to use it O_O

i wish for a gundam. LMAO.

Senna wrote:

wish granted but you died before you got to use it O_O

i wish for a gundam. LMAO.

Wish granted, but you get hit by a 'Mikuru Beam' and die.

Mikuru Beam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDrvzXtJ8A

I wish for hot women I can nail.

wish granted
but when you die
bugs will eat ya body
instead of a nice fire-burning body-into ashes thing
i wish
Gin wasn't Evil
and everything would be happily ever after for him and Ran

GazCaroline wrote:

wish granted
but when you die
bugs will eat ya body
instead of a nice fire-burning body-into ashes thing
i wish
Gin wasn't Evil
and everything would be happily ever after for him and Ran

Either way bugs will eat my body. They eat my ashes.

Wish granted but Gin dies... happily.
I wish everyone would stfu. 0__o Simon Thomas Frazer University.

wish granted,but the silence is too much that your head explodes.

i wish i wasn't hated.

*i need to awww first.. what a cute wish*
anywho
wish granted
but you end up being very very well-liked
and then fangirls attacked you when you were going down the stairs *at school or sumthing*
and then you fell and broke your neck
and became a vegetable for the rest of your life. (i think its better than dying O-o)

i wish for money *for me only* that never runs out and will not harm me in anyway.

wish granted but when u give it to someone else it explodes there hands off!

i wish for a pokemon card

Wish Granted but when you get your pokemon card, it starts to burn.
I wish for for a new guitar DX

Wish Granted but when you play it it doesn't make a sound.
i wish for a cookie :D

wish granted but the cookie runs away.

i wish i was done with school /-:

Wish granted
but
the police gets suspicious and arrests you
now you Must spend the rest of your life as a prison inmate =]

i wish i can reinstall soundMAX to my computer so i can hear sounds (again)

wish granted,but all you can hear is a beeping noise.

i wish for cake :3

wish granted, but it made you sick cause it had rat poo in it.

i wish for money -3-

*sighs, money is sure an aluring thing*
wish granted
but because you had too much money, the world's best
assinsin decided to target you
and then he brain washes you
and now you are his slave =] *you dont only do chores <--- its my ohohohoho your in trouble look*

I wish i can find a good job that pays well fast. And i hope i wont be harrased, hurt, or attacked during the process of finding it and working.

wish granted but you get fired on your first day.
i wishh i had a milshake that never went bad.

wish granted, but it's made of nuclear waste [well plus the milk of course]

i wish monkeys could fly and that this wish going bad coudn't affect me in any way

wish granted
flying monkeys takes over the world
killing off EVYERone but you
then they suicide
and your stuck on the world. all alone
with nothing
good luck

I wish for my wife to be in my homeroom

wish granted,but your wife turns into a savage werewolf.

i wish for pie.

wish granted, but it's made from your own kidneys

i wish that the universe was made of cheesecake

wish granted, but then a ... uh... um.... then a monster eats the universe? lol couldnt think of anything else.

i wish i could jump really high?

wish granted
but one day you jumped into your ceiling
and now you have a flat head

I wish that i can lick kurogane~ *OH LOL, its my mission this year*

MORE
ACTION
MORE ACTION
MORE ACTION PEOPLE!!!!

Wish granted, too bad he got angry so he stabbed the crap out of you.

I wish to have the hottest girl in the world.

Wish granted, too bad she's transexual and the doctor forgot to remove HIS penis!

I wish for nothing. I do not wish for anything D;

k

I wish kurogane would let me lick him .___.
and can i have your wish Noctonre?
anywho
i wish
that my new scheudal would be RELALY REALLY GOOD

Wish granted, but when you licked him you burned your whole tounge.

I wish all the hot girls want me.

wish granted, they all go after you and end up trampling over u and crush ur balls and u died.

i wish it rained while i was at camp ^^

Wish granted, too bad the rain turned into a flood and you drowned.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Wish granted, but you accidently flied into a plane and crashed.

I wish that my wish will become a good wish.

wish granted
nothing happend
but you got paranoid ... about the "good wish"

i wish kurogane would LET me lick him =]

Wish Granted, but a penis sticks out of his face and you accidently licked that instead.

I wish for . . . this thread to end!

Granted O_o
SOMEONE LOCK THIS THREAD!

you know you can lock it too, theres a button at the very bottom, with a big picture of a lock

wish granted, thread locked!

I wish ....can't wish anymore thread locked... T_T

un locked
=]
that was a consequence of your wish O_o

i wish i was a theif?